Go to Google (or Yahoo) and type, "You know you're from (your state/province) when..."
Cut and paste the list.
Bold the items that apply to you.
You know you're from Oregon when...
# You believe the weather man.
# You throw an aluminum can in the trash and feel guilty.
# You use the words 'sun breaks' and know what it means.
# You know more than 10 words to describe a cup of coffee.
# You complain about Californians as you sell your house to one for twice as much as you originally paid
# You never go camping without water-proof matches and ponchos.
# You stand on a deserted street corner in the rain waiting for the light to change (if there even is a light).
# You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
# You obey all traffic laws except keep right and left passing.
# You only honk your horn if collision is imminent and never for anything else.
# You consider swimming an indoor sport.
# You consider something a "hill" (not a mountain) if it doesn't have snow on it or has not recently erupted, regardless of its altitude.
# You can't tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, and Thai food.
# In the winter, you go to work in the dark, come home in the dark, and only have an 8 hour day.
# You've ever tasted Pace extra mild picante sauce.
# You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a really nice restaurant.
# You consider "etiquette" a foreign word.
# You personally know someone from California.
# You resent being called a weirdo.
# You drool at the world's worst spaghetti sauce.
# You find a wallet with $500 and give it back to the owner.
# You used to live somewhere else but won't admit it publicly.
# You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.
# You've ever ordered a half caff/decaf, nonfat mocha grande with sugar-free cranberry whip (or you know what it is).
# The bride & groom registered at REI.(sport supply store)
# You are amazed at an accurate weather forecast.
# If someone ran your car off the highway, you might drown.
# You'd be miffed if the store was out of your favorite brand of water.
# Every day is casual Friday.
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